I would one day love to have a Sulpher-Crested Cockatoo but they need so much attention, it’s supposed to like having a toddler for 50+ years. Like you need to keep them occupied or they’ll self-mutilate and give them plenty of time out of their cage and everything. 

So it’s not something you can keep if you’re gone all the time.

I should just work from home all my life. Just so I can keep all these pets.

I want 3 dogs, 2 cats, a ball python, a bearded dragon, and a Sulpher-Crested Cockatoo. And maybe some ferrets or rats. My house will be my own zoo.