February 2012
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What is your battle cry? →
neziki:
Prowling across the tarmac, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Bridgey! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:
“I’m going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!”
Prowling amidst the steppes, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Kibago! And she gives a mighty cry:
“Blood and souls for my dark lord! I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!”
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Someone says, “Man, I hate that song/band. Worst ever”
On the outside I’m like, “Omg, I know they should be banned from existing”
On the inside I’m like “I hope they never get a look at my iTunes…”
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I would one day love to have a Sulpher-Crested Cockatoo but they need so much attention, it’s supposed to like having a toddler for 50+ years. Like you need to keep them occupied or they’ll self-mutilate and give them plenty of time out of their cage and everything.
So it’s not something you can keep if you’re gone all the time.
I should just work from home all my life....
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moonvolley replied to your photo: GET THIS OUT OF THE COCKATOO TAG GOD DAMN IT
wait what are they posting
I must have scrolled through 15 reposts of that bird in the chocolate fountain thing from yesterday/day before before I saw a real picture of a real cockatoo. What is the use of reposting it in the first place
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One of those commercials like “did you take these antidepressants while pregnant and have a kid with a birth defect?” came on.
Reminded me that I forgot to take my meds again.
Thank you, t.v.
You have saved me once again.
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Or should we do it through tinychat?
Because that actually seems a lot better.
And wouldn’t clog up peoples’ dashes…
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We should play some kind of truth or dare on here.
I don’t know how that would work.
Like, asking someone to admit the truth about something through their ask box would be easy, but I don’t know how you’d do dare.
Unless you could dare someone to do something and take a picture of it.
I don’t even know. But it would be fun.
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I swear, I’ve seen this movie so many times, I can recite it by heart. And it hasn’t been out a year.
Also, never watch movies involving animals with me. Because I have a lot of useless animal knowledge and I feel the need to point out everything that is wrong.
“Feeding hot coco and chocolate chip cookies to a parrot. What is wrong with you?”
“A cockatoo eating...
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Put a ( ・_・)ノ⌒●~* in my ask, and I’ll give you a reaction image
Put a (ﾉ◉ヮ◉)ﾉ♥ in my ask, and I’ll tell you something that reminds me of you
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Anonymous asked: 37, 53, 66, 93
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Anonymous asked: 65, 69, 100
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Watchlulz-time:
That’s it, I will never call myself an artist again until I can match this woman’s sheer joy while working.
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thesunssong:
IT’S TIME TO
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I dreamed last night that a friend and I went grocery shopping and at some point, I took a huge eggplant out of the basket and just started eating it and he was like “BRITTANY NO YOU CAN’T EAT THAT WE HAVEN’T PAID” and I just replied “Oh” and put the eggplant back in the cart.
I blame my medication for these things.
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Anonymous asked: 32, 17, 58
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gimedaglia asked: 3, 11, 29? :)
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One time a Jehovah’s Witness came to my door when I was wearing pj pants covered in skulls and a studded choker.
His face made it seem as though he had stumbled into Hell itself.
But he still asked me if I had heard the good news about Jesus and invited me to his church.
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Hit me.
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
-this might turn out to be interesting. I didn't read it through. On the other hand, i have no friends, but some of those are funny even just like that xD
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